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Death by Fluff
    I used to really like bunnies. Who wouldn’t? They’re cute and lovable, and also really fluffy. They keep to themselves most of the time, and there’s always plenty of them to go around. However, all of that changed in the year 2015, when a massive epidemic broke out amongst them. There seemed to be no cure as it spread and spread until, eventually, they were all hunted down to prevent further contact with other species, and possible spread.

    No one really managed to explain the sudden disease, or how it came to be until a little over a year afterwards; that’s when the chaos began. You see, the bunnies had all been thought to be dead and buried. One day however, the earth started to shake. People panicked. Not knowing what to do, some getting in their cars, others wondering where to hide or whether to run for higher ground, No one started to run, however, until they came.

    They weren’t fluffy anymore, nor were they adorable. Their skin was hanging off of their bodies by threads, or in some cases completely deteriorated. Some were missing limbs, others oozing goo.

    It has been six months since that day, and only handfuls of us remain, scattered throughout the world, holding up the resistance. Everyone else is gone, and only a few other species remain—the ones the bunnies couldn’t reach.

    My pack knows our end is near. Only three of us remain, and one of us, the leader, is badly injured. But still we would not budge, and we would stand our ground until our last breath was torn from us.

    We smell them coming, their putrid stench wafting through the air currents, telling us the direction from which they came. We were surrounded. We readied ourselves and waited, charging when they were within our sight. Luvine, our injured leader, let out a savage howl before sinking his fangs into the nearest of them. He looked up triumphantly for a second before his expression turned to terror as he was drowned in an onslaught of the zombie bunnies. I let out a howl as I charged, one mighty swing from my paw decapitating two of them at once. The rest of the undead bunnies took notice of this however and changed their course towards me. I grinned, my canine smile glinting with the morning sun’s reflection. Out of the corner of my eyes I saw Matish, the last female of our pack, being overtaken, a couple of the bunnies perched upon her snout, trying to gouge her eyes out. I let out another howl of defiance before the sky went dark as I was swarmed, and saw no more.
:iconyunamoogle:
When faces by the apocalypse what do you do... especially against bunnies?

don't steal please c:
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~MinoaSoup Mar 18, 2013  Student General Artist
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SAVE ME.
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~yunamoogle Mar 28, 2013  Student General Artist
MUHAHAHAHA C:
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:iconamberelix:
Brenda, i love you. I love you so much right now.
This is awesome.
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~yunamoogle Jan 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol! Thankies xD
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Mood: Love ~DarlingMonster Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I KNEW IT!! I KNEW BUNNIES WERE EVIL!!! Awesome idea lol love a bunny apocalypse!!
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Mood: Joy ~yunamoogle Jan 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Loool thankies XDDD
And yes
RUN AWEEEII >:U
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~Itachi-Fanatic Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Zombie bunnies, huh? Well, no surprise, coming from the devious mind of Yunamoogle. What lurks in there sends chills down my spine. Anyways, these zombie bunnies appear to be causing problems for our canine population. But how to deal with a zombie bunny? Well, I have the solution. You find a golf club, hockey stick, or even a cricket bat, and just give the thing a good whack. It’s relatively spherical in accelerated flight, causing no concerns for the impact on your game, or getting in the zone with a few practice shots. We could nationalize this rabbit putting, and broadcast it on TV. Create a sports league, license products, add commercials, and soon we’ll balance the budget with the revenue generated. Replace the balls at golf courses with these undead furballs, and nobody’s ever going to be mad when your ball falls in a water trap and drowns, and they won’t go and break their club over their friend’s head, thereby lowering the violent crime rates. We can also help the budget by spending less on military. Shelling these rabbits can easily determine the blast radius of explosives based on how far they fly. Then we don’t have to spend 57% of our budget getting more supplies for the military. Civil War reenactors could use them as cannonballs. You can replace discus throwing with one run over by a car, killing two birds with one stone, so to say. The east coast could use them as sandbags during hurricane season. We could use them as firestarters when dipped in Vaseline. The possibilities are endless, but we really need to thank these rabbits, because who knew something so useless could be so useful when dead?
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~yunamoogle Jan 21, 2013  Student General Artist
...ohmygad you.
But if they're dead they can't drown :3
And if they're "causing problems for our canine population (Liu)."
... how do doggies hold bats/hockey sticks?
foo
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~Itachi-Fanatic Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Human intervention. I thought you understood the UN would become involved.
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~yunamoogle Jan 21, 2013  Student General Artist
But the bunnies ate them ;A;
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